The following notice appeared in a newspaper classified section shortly before hallowen.

"To person or persons who took the large  pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storge.  Please return the pumpkin and be checked.   Pumpkin may be radioactive.  All other plants in vicinity are dead."

A lake of fire I saw last night
      With people of all ages falling in.

The fire got higher and higher,
      with each sinner added.

Soon it was dark with lack of light,
       all they had to  clothe them
                was their guilt & shame.

Some said they were Christians,
          All said it was a mistake,
          None thought they should be there
                Some thought it was a joke.

A dutch telemarketing company has found a way around the tight labor markt in the Netherlands: 

 It has created a special division of the company that allows employees to work in the nude.  "We had about 75 applications in the first four hours,"said a company spokesman (who would not release there names).  Normal call centers would be doing good if you had one or twoan hour. 

Dishes still need to be done.  I guesss if I leave to the dog to be done it'll nevr be done. 

Laundy aint done and can not be done till rain stops.  Sort of like bills twill always be there. 

My dog went out and played yeaterday,and when she came in she stank, so before bed she got a bath.  I was pulling gunk out this smorning. 

The temperature was warm now it is cool, soon I will be turning on the heater. 

Will Wilma go to Florida?  Or will she go elsewhere?  Ido not believe forcasters even know.

Rose are red, so is my bed.  Vilotes are blue, thats how I feel when I'm on the loo.

I need to do the dishes and get rid of the fishes.

I need to wash the cloathes and keepfrom going nude.

Wash the dog, so she is not dirty like a hog.